Samples of Things Teachers Hear On Any Given Day

Here are a just a few of the gems I've heard in the last couple of weeks:

"I'm allergic to my underwear."

{to the tune of "Santa Baby"} "Ginger baby, don't come down my chimney tonight."

{on the very last day of watching William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet} "The guy who played Romeo looked a lot like Leonardo DiCaprio."

"Would you be as scared of bugs if they could talk to you?"

"I'm abnormal."

The moral of the story: if you want to laugh/groan/shake your head every day, become a teacher. Every day is different!
xoxo, A